You should buy a Gorilla!

Are you a Capitalist Pig?

<Socialist, Anarchist, Libertarian, Communist, Democratic, Populist and other pigs object to their species being linked with capitalists. >

'Starve Terrorists - Drive Electric'

I wonder where that leaves you...

'Fossil fuels are for the fossil age.'

Are they telling you a dinosaur?

'Driving a SUV to the local market, is like using a shotgun to kill a fly.'

Do flies deserve to live?

'Driving a gas vehicle, is like pooping in your own nest.'

You got a 'separate' nest, right? For how long?

'Without pollution during its manufacture or use; the Gorilla electric vehicle is the cleanest powered vehicle on the planet earth.'

I know I'm wasting my time but you should buy a Gorilla...
http://www.gorillavehicles.com/GorillaMission.htm

<It doesn't get much better on a big yellow motorcycle, either. Non-car occupants of the roadspace do not seem to factor into the minds of your basic motorist, I have witnessed.

The other day, a woman in one of those Cadillac Escalates, changed into my lane with nary a glance. At the last minute she noticed we were in the same lane but fortunately she didn't even miss a beat in her cell phone call.

I am not exaggerating for dramatic purposes either >

How did it turn from Lance Armstrong into this?

Yeah, but I believe you. I don't know whether I'm exaggerating that the guys in the motorcycle are safer in the war zone...

PS: Nice bike, ah?